Greetings everyone and welcome to my humble home..page. ("Humble" may very well be an understatement.) My name is Todd. Carrie Todd.. ..and that was my lame James Bond impression. If it wasn't painfully obvious to begin with, I am a dork. Not even a useful computer-savvy dork, either. Believe it or not, this is my very first attempt at a personal home page. So, forgive me if it seems a bit dull while I work on all of the bells and whistles.
The truth is no one may ever know the real me. I am a politician, a super-villain, and a really snazzy dresser. . .
Am not.
Alright, alright, alright.. ..so I am not a politician, super-villain or a really snazzy dresser, but the fact remains, if you are still reading my crummy little page you must be a tiny bit interested in my.. ..interests and who I am. While you may not find me interesting and my life terribly unentertaining, I still protest that I am much better off than this Carrie.. ..
